Dagens soundtrack
Bra musik idag
Bara så att ni vet =P
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
Yoda

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
but, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Weird Al Yankovic
Life won't wait
I watch it all change
Take the news of the day
And throw it away
Time will kill all the pain
Fate will cure the decay
Of all this blind ambition
The greed brings us together
Stay strong
Stay true
Be brave
It all comes down to you
Try to just let it go
Know that justice moves slow
But it comes in the end
Rise, the guilty will fall
Stay, they can't take it all
They want the unimportant
It's love they leave behind
Stand up
Aim true
Keep heart
The future looks to you
Every second you throw away
Every minute of everyday
Don't get caught in a memory
'Cause life won't wait for you
No, life won't wait for you, my friend
I am watching the change
Who will carry the flame?
It all feels very strange
Dreams that mean can be good
Faith to live as we should
And know we're all connected
We give ourselves the power
Stay strong
Stay true
Be brave
It all comes down to you
Everyday that you wait
You're falling faster
No slight of hand, no twist of fate
No ever after
When it's gone, it's gone
A fight 'til the bitter end
Life won't wait for you
No, life won't wait for you, my friend
Life won't wait for you, my friend
Life won't wait for you, my friend
Life won't wait for you, my friend
Life won't wait for you, my friend
Ozzy Osbourne
Vattenpumpen Gerd
Älskling, hej det är Edvard
Jag är lessen men tyvärr är jag försenad
Älskling, kan du förlåta
Men förseningen är inte illa menad
Älskling, du det är bilen
Den är död och står här alldeles förstenad
Snälla du, sluta gråta
Inte ska du väl på mig bli så förbenad
Jag som sitter här i verkstan i ett hörn
Helt i händerna på reparatörn...
Det är vattenpumpen, Gerd
Det är vattenpumpen, Gerd
Det är vattenpumpen som har slutat gå
Inte ska vår vackra värld
Rasa samman, lilla Gerd
För en vattenpump, det måste du förstå
Jag har inte alls kört vårdslöst, jag har tagit det så lugnt
Därför känns det nu så orättvist och tungt
Att du gråter lilla vän
För jag kommer till dig sen
Jag ska bara byta vattenpumpen, Gerd
Älskling, tror du mig inte?
Varför låter du så misstänksam och trumpen?
Älskling, jag kan ta med mig
Så att du får se den gamla vattenpumpen
Älskling, den kan bevisa
Att jag inte alls är lögnaktig och lumpen
Snälla, du måste se mig
Som ett offer för den olyckliga slumpen
Jag som sitter här i verkstan i ett hörn
Helt i händerna på reparatörn...
Det är vattenpumpen, Gerd
Det är vattenpumpen, Gerd
Det är vattenpumpen som har slutat gå
Inte ska vår vackra värld
Rasa samman, lilla Gerd
För en vattenpump, det måste du förstå
Jag har inte alls kört vårdslöst, jag har tagit det så lugnt
Därför känns det nu så orättvist och tungt
Att du gråter lilla vän
För jag kommer till dig sen
Jag ska bara byta vattenpumpen, Gerd
Jag ska bara byta vattenpumpen, Gerd
-Galenskaperna
The Pretty Reckless - You
You don’t want me, no
You don’t need me
Like I want you, oh
Like I need you
And I want you in my life
And I need you in my life
You can’t see me, no
Like I see you
I can’t have you, no
Like you have me
And I want you in my life
And I need you in my life
You can’t feel me, no
Like I feel you
I can’t steal you, no
Like you stole me
And I want you in my life
And I need you in my life
Broken strings
Let me hold you for the last time
It's the last chance to feel again
But you broke me, now I can't feel anything
When I love you and so untrue
I can't even convince myself
When I'm speaking it's the voice of someone else
Oh, it tears me up
I tried to hold on but it hurts too much
I tried to forgive but it's not enough
To make it all okay
You can't play our broken strings
You can't feel anything
That your heart don't want to feel
I can't tell you something that ain't real
Oh, the truth hurts and lies worse
How can I give anymore
When I love you a little less than before?
Oh, what are we doing?
We are turning into dust
Playing house in the ruins of us
Running back through the fire
When there's nothing left to say
It's like chasing the very last train
When it's too late, too late
Oh, it tears me up
I tried to hold on but it hurts too much
I tried to forgive but it's not enough
To make it all okay
You can't play our broken strings
You can't feel anything
That your heart don't want to feel
I can't tell you something that ain't real
Oh, the truth hurts and lies worse
How can I give anymore
When I love you a little less than before?
But we're running through the fire
When there's nothing left to say
It's like chasing the very last train
When we both know it's too late, too late
You can't play our broken strings
You can't feel anything
That your heart don't want to feel
I can't tell you something that ain't real
Oh, the truth hurts and lies worse
So how can I give anymore
When I love you a little less than before?
Oh, you know that I love you a little less than before
Let me hold you for the last time
It's the last chance to feel again
James Morrison Feat. Nelly Furtado
Passande av många anledningar
I need some sleep
It can't go on like this
I tried counting sheep
But there's one I always miss
Everyone says I'm getting down too low
Everyone says you just gotta let it go
You just gotta let it go
You just gotta let it go
I need some sleep
Time to put the old horse down
I'm in too deep
And the wheels keep spinning 'round
Everyone says I'm getting' down too low
Everyone says you just gotta let it go
You just gotta let it go
You just gotta let it go
You just gotta let it go
Eels - I need some sleep
Nostalgi
Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
she rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby... with me
Ooohoooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick
he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
and He drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...
Cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold
she's walking over to me.
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday - don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
like you
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing...YYYYEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
Bad moon rising- Creedence Clearwater Revival
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
All right!
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
surfin bird - the trashmen
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...
Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
=D
Nu är jag trött på att vara hemme så ses sen ist!
Dagens låt
Since you hide, since you steal
Since you hate everything I feel
Since you cheat, since you lie
Since you don’t wanna try things I wanna try
Since you been gone
My life has moved along quite nicely actually
Got a lot more friends and I don’t have to pretend
Since you’re gone, since you’re gone
Since you’re not what I want
You can take everything I’ve got
Take the seat, take the drive
If I say I love you, I am a liar
Since you been gone
My life has moved along quite nicely actually
Well, meet my lover Gin and I don’t have to pretend
Since you’re gone, since you’re gone
I’ve been looking for a new direction, anyway
I’ve been thinkin’ bout my own protection, instead
Now that you’re gone my life has moved along
Now that you’re gone my life has moved along
Now that you’re gone my life has moved along
Now that you’re gone
Since you hide, since you steal
Since you hate everything I feel
Since you cheat, since you lie
Since you don’t wanna try things I wanna try
Since you been gone
My life has moved along quite nicely actually
Quite nicely actually, quite nicely actually
Quite nicely actually, quite nicely actually
Quite nicely actually, quite nicely, thanks for asking
Since Youre Gone - The Pretty Reckless
Dagens låt
Somliga går med trasiga skor säg vad beror det på gud fader som i himmelen bor kansken vill ha det så. Gud fader som i himmelen bor, blundar och sover sött. Vem bryr sig om ett par trasiga skor, när man är gammal och trött Vem bryr sig om hur dagarna går de vandrar som dem vill. Medborgare om etthundra år, finns du ej längre till. Då har nån annan tagit din stol det vet du inte av du känner varken regn eller sol ner' i din mörka grav vem bryr sig om hur nätterna far jag bryr mig inte ett spår Bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar Dolt i min älsklings hår. Jag är en tvivelaktig figur. Duger ej mycket till. Bakom ett hörn står döden på lur. Han tar mig när han vill. Somliga går med trasiga skor, tills de har slutat gå. Djävulen som i helvetet bor får sig ett gott skratt då.
Cornelis Vreeswijk - Somliga Går Med Trasiga Skor
Gött å leva !
Livet är gott
Världen är stor
Här sitter vi
Jag och min bror
Fisken i sjön
Sover nog nu
Den är nog trött
Eller vad tror du?
Det ska va' gott å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Fint å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Lätt å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Spring inte runt och vela
Då sabbar du det hela
Spring inte runt och veva
Det ska va' gott, gott, gott
Gott å leva!
Nä, vi sitter inte i Paris på ett kafé
Inte på en nattklubb eller bar i S.t Tropez
Och vi springer inte runt i Thailand och letar
Vi sitter bara här och metar
Det ska va' gott å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Fint å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Lätt å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Spring inte runt och vela
Då sabbar du det hela
Spring inte runt och veva
Det ska va' gott, gott, gott
Gott å leva!
Livet är gott
Världen är stor
Här sitter vi
Jag och min bror
Fisken i sjön
Sover nog nu
Den är nog trött
Eller vad tror du?
Det ska va' gott å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Fint å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Lätt å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Spring inte runt och vela
Då sabbar du det hela
Spring inte runt och veva
Det ska va' gott, gott, gott
Gott å leva!
Nä, vi sitter inte i Paris på ett kafé
Inte på en nattklubb eller bar i S.t Tropez
Och vi springer inte runt i Thailand och letar
Vi sitter bara här och metar
Det ska va' gott å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Fint å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Lätt å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Spring inte runt och vela
Då sabbar du det hela
Spring inte runt och veva
Det ska va' gott, gott, gott
Gott å leva!
Det ska va' gott å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Fint å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Lätt å leva
Annars kan det kvitta
Spring inte runt och vela
Då sabbar du det hela
Spring inte runt och veva
Det ska va' gott, gott, gott
Gott å leva!
Galenskaparna - Det ska va gött o leva
...
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT?
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...
original recording by Napoleon XIV